TJ is bored, and so am i.

So i found this and he wants to fill it out XD

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If you do not repost this the Knight Who Say NIH! will come to your house at exactly 3:04AM and say NIH! and kill you. Unlesh you give them a shrubbary and chop down a tree with a herrin. But then you'll be really pissed off anf aggervated so you may as well do this damn fucking survey honestly!
This survey was created by Kathie and Amber.


1. CRAP!!?!
TJH GOD NOT THE KITTENS

2. Which of your friend's heads look more like a penis?
TJ: Hmmm probably Raines, its why shes a lesbian

3. Which of your friend's heads look more like a vagina?
TJ: ..... Hugo's cause hes s feme!

4. Have any of you seen Hobo Harry?
TJ: D:!!!!

5. How many people has your mother fucked in the past few days?
TJ:...uhm....errrr...sick....

6. How many people has you father fucked in the past few days?
TJ: Dunno....maybe my mum? But maybe her vagina fell off instead!!

7. Which of your friends has the hottest MILF?
TJ: haha uhhh....i dunno, ive prbs shagged em anyway!

8. Have you ever fucked your foot?
TJ: in my sleep, most likely! In quad form....yes 8D

9. How do you? Because I can't figure it out.
TJ:bend yo knee under yo ass and sit upon your heel and....er....

10. Who would you rather be sodomized by? Hitler or Sadam Hussein?
TJ: I already fucked Sadam Hussien, shes the mother of my first two kids! 8D Hitler. Nomnomnom SIEG HEIL!

11. Yiff?
TJ: DOG PORN WOOOOOOOOO

12. Would you climb a tree full of rabid skwerls for a klondike bar?
TJ: no need to climb, im taller than trees

13. Have you ever been so drunk that you lit your anal hairs on fire?
TJ: lmfao! probably...

14. Who would you rather fuck? Keith Richards or Willie Nelson?
TJ: keith richards looks like leather face....so obv him!!

15. If you had that ability to read peoples minds as to when they had to fart, would you use that ability for justice or evil?
TJ: evil mother fucker ;3

16. If you had nail polish, a camera, a chair, a whip, tooth picks and an iron, what would you do?
TJ: first, id shove someone i hate like...Myra...in the chair and smack her round the face with the iron cause shes a delusional bitch, then plug it in. While its heating up id cover her nose in nail polish and lol at her then shove the tooth picks through her cheeks! then strangle the bitch with the whip and then iron her hair and ruin it!!! D8!!

17. Do chickens have sex?
TJ:....uhm...maybe? i dunno D:

18. Is the penis a philangie?
TJ: can a penis hold a pencil?.....if you say yes your fucking siick!

19. What's the first thing to rot in mutations?
TJ: clothes of course! Zombies always have torn clothes!

20. Have you seen The Hills Have Eyes?
TJ: yeees

21. If so, who would you rather fuck? The skinny rapist mutant, or the big rapist mutant?
TJ: the skinny one reminds me of Jay....so him of course

22. How many times do you masturbate a day?
TJ: lmfao i dont bother to count

23. Do you see that blue dot?
TJ:Well i aint high at the moment so nuuu >.>

24. Or is that my cat's anus?
TJ:I think her's is green >>>

25. Tidy cats?
TJ: Mona's a messy fucker! D:<

26. Would rather fuck a chicken on drugs or an antilope who's half dead?
TJ:The antolope...Necro/beast and i get the horns as a free gift LOL

27. If you had to be sodomized by a person who would be slapping you with a rubber fish the whole time who would it be?
TJ: my son of course ;D

28. Did that faerie just flip me off?
TJ: fucking dirty hoe

29. Is duct the universal fix-all?
TJ: the whu?

30. Someone just shoved a sword up your anus! What do you do?
TJ: Hope I dont get aids

31. What is the most rejected color?
TJ: YELLOW D:

32. The most rejected smell?
TJ:....shit of course!

33. How about the most rejected person among society?
TJ: Myra, duh!

34. What is your favourite type of hotpocket and explain why?
TJ: dust type! 8D

35. Seriously, do you see that blue dot?
TJ: I TOLD YOU IT WAS GREEN !!!!!!!!!!!!

36. If a tree falls in the forest, will if matter if you left the sink full of dirty dishes? ~Mr. Basile
TJ: YEAH beacuse the poor dishes would cry fomr loneliness XD

37. Would you preform necrophilia?
TJ: hmmm no thank you

38. How many diseases will 2 condoms prevent?
TJ: Hopefully them all..unless you bite your mate on the neck and get blood aids woohoo!

39. Do you have the fear while fucking a guy that he will cum so hard that the condom will go flying into your uteris?
TJ: Actually no, but the thought makes me grin ;D

40. And for guys: Do you have the fear that while fucking the other guy will cum so hard the condom will fly into your rectum?
TJ: as above haha

41. What do animals taste like? If you don't know, go eat an animal and bring back the test results to our animal-abuse facility.
TJ: Like HAPPY *naws on deer brain*

42. Does sex feel different on the moon?
TJ: my head blew off when i tried it

43. Is a mexican getting eaten by a polar bear funny?
TJ: Only in iceland

44. Are geese suicidal?
TJ: YES. I SWAER TO GOD. THE HAVE THE PERFECT NOOSE-NECK!

45. Does your pet cat only purr when you're naked?
TJ: No, Mona pisses off when im naked, twat >:

46. Have you ever pet a cat and he'll only purr after he farted?
TJ: lmfao!

47. Have you found that blue dot yet?
TJ: MOTHER FUCKI I TOLD YOU IT WAS GREEN BLRAGHH

48. How about now?
TJ: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

49. Did the olives eat the tuna?
TJ: mebbe

50. Or is that chicken really not dead yet?
TJ: oh my god it mooved while going into my stomach o.o

51. Do you ever feel like your being watched by your certain?
TJ: yes! D:

52. When you get dressed, do you always make sure that you pets are out of the room because you think that they're seriously turned on by you?
TJ: No, it turns me on 8D

53. Are you afraid that your pets make fun of you when they talk to your stuffed animals?
TJ:....uhm....

54. Do you even seperate your stuffed animals because you KNOW that they're making fun of you?
TJ: YES!

55. Do you keep one of them in the corner because he's a naughty boy and he touches your nipples in your sleep?
TJ: He is a she. my lesbian teddy bear. she sleeps with me

56. On a scale of 1-10 how in-human is James P. Zinc?
TJ: -90

57. What in the best name for a penis?
TJ: Sir.Mtgumery james willingford the second it also needs a monicle

58. Does your big toe turn you on with its sexy nail polish and whatnot?
TJ: hah maybe

59. D0 j00 |-|4../4 T3|-| 5K1LL$ T0 P4Y T4|-| BILLS!!?!
TJ: ....wut...

60. Do you ever image the vagina as a pez dispencer but it shoots out ritz crackers instead of pez?
TJ: ...Vaginas never cease to amaze me....so it could be possible

61. Just HOW MANY clowns can you fit in a small car?
TJ: None!! No clowns are getting near my fucking car!! D: <

62. How do fat women whipe their ass?
TJ: with her hand...duh, WE GOT THE POWAH!

63. Would you ever get your anus stapled shut for the right amount of money?
TJ: yes! Then Wrath cant try and sodomize me!!!

64. What's dumber? Jumping Shit Balls or a Second Coat of Paint?
TJ: depends why your jumping shit balls.

65. If someone was selling Sauteed raccoon's assholes on a stick and it was dipped in butter with a little salsa on top, would you eat it?
TJ: the thought made my mind comit suicide D:

66. You see someone with a massive belly, monsterous thighs and a big fat fuckin' ass, do you wonder how this women takes a shit?
TJ: actually no. liek i said WE GOT THE POWAH XD

67. And even more frightening, do you wonder how she wipes her ass?
TJ: THE POWAH ...AGAIN!

68. Can she even locate her asshole?
TJ: No more fat jokes :< *sad face*

69. Standing next to her with a plate full of nachos and a mouth full of pie stand her clueless fucking husband Joe-Six-Pack will his monsterous swollen beer-belly hanging dangerously over his belt buckle like a 90 lbs. tumor(This guy hasn't seen his dick since the Nixon's administartion)........do you wonder if these people fuck?
TJ: they do beacuse red-neck love is magical

70. Are they actually capable of acheiving penetration?
TJ: lmao ask the world that for me

71. Does it seem structurably possible?
TJ: BOB THE BUILDER CAN WE FIX IT? YES WE CAN!

72. Would you ask a girl with a yeast infection to bake you a loaf of bread?
TJ: LMFAO! I must ask Raine that!! XD

73. Have you ever crashed the truck to collect the insurance to make the payment on the truck?
TJ: I dont have a truck

74. Do you think that the person who made coach seats on an airplane was a really pissed off guy with scoliosis?
TJ: he was probs pissed cause his wife/husband wasnt giving him any at night and rather sat on the computer on webcam jiggling their bits to some foreigner

75. Do your boobs hang low?
TJ: Their perky actually 8D

76. Do they wobble to and throw?
TJ: maybe... *sits and jiggles in chair*

77. Can you tie them in a knot?
TJ: D: the thought makes me want to cry!

78. Can you tie them in a bow?
TJ:

79. Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continently soldier?
TJ: 'A'

80. DO YOUR BOOBS FUCKING HANG LOW!?
TJ: NO!

81. Do you poop in turds or long poops?
TJ:....when i need a shit im normally constipated for a whole week to pass the most pathetic peice of shit ever! But it'd still score a 10 on ratemypoo.com

82. Do midgets shit in the size of a normal person's shit?
TJ:....whoa....maybe....

83. What is your most fucked up fantasy with a villane from a movie?
TJ: well...lets just say it involves scar from the lion king :3 XDD

84. Did you ever light your hair on fire because your were bored then started burning more shit and then relized you're a pyro then burnt your X-boyfriend's pubs and watched because the flame was green?
TJ: ...uhm....maybe in the war :>

85. Did you ever realize you have no life so you part your hair differently?
TJ: lmfao ill do it now!

86. If your hair conspiring against you?
TJ: uhm...no...

87. Do you really believe that Mary Jane is an ACTUAL person?
TJ: mary jane is a sick bitch! with an arachnid fetish!!! D:

88. Have you ever followed that ridiculous phase of being "straight edge"?
TJ: lmfao! for the first few years of my life...yes...then my son was born 8D

89. Are you a nympho today being you were sexually abused as a child?
TJ: thats so true!!!!!!! TAT T_T TAT

90. What is your stance on beastiality? Be specific!
TJ: i can turn into a dog so i can get away with it!

91. In a work of literature, that you have read in or out of school, Describe a character who was able to overcome a hardship in their lifetime. Please use exact quotes from the story in a 3-5 paragraph essay.
TJ: i cant read, so it gets me outta that one

92. Do you get pissed off when tape gets wet? Because I'm pretty pissed off right now!
TJ:....uhm....tape ive used has never gotten wet..... D:

93. Who HASN'T fucked Catherine Lenahan?
TJ: the pope

94. Is your best friend losing it over denchur-cream?
TJ: most likly, whatever it is :s

95. Does YOUR best friend piss when you're on the phone with him/her?
TJ: ...uhm...most likly....heck, i piss when im on the phone!

96. Does s/he shit as well?
TJ: lmfao

97. Suck my nuts.
TJ: uhm no thanks, im not THAT easy!

98. Shave gel or shave cream?
TJ: cream!

99. What teacher do you most want to fuck?
TJ: i do fuck my teacher ILU Mona! haha

100. Does the little guy on your shoulder that tells you what's right and wrong smoke crack?
TJ: YES!! D:

99. Have you ever fantasized about a chicken and a squirrel?
TJ: uhm...cant say i have

1002. If you haven' seen that blue dot yet, you're high.
TJ: WELL FUCK
D::

666. How do you get a mew in the pokemon red/blue version?
TJ: cheat cartridge! DUH!

49562983456. Fuck you, we're stopping here.
TJ: EAT MY BLOODY CUNT :>

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